Wednesday, March 30, 2011


Aside from the fact that 99% of the vegans I know do it solely for sake of hipness (like riding fixed gear bikes... that will be a future post) there are some vegans who are attempting to make some social statement about animal rights, economic impact, or general health reasons. The fact is, these vegans are so infatuated in their own bullshit that they fail to realize that the harvesting of crops leads to the deaths of THOUSANDS of land dwelling mammals. Studies have shown that areas that produce crops commercially have devastated the surrounding ecosystem.

So unless you ONLY eat foods that you grow yourself, shut up.

People who don't know the difference there, their and they're

Trucks Driving in the Fast Lane

Move over please.

Friday, March 4, 2011

Hearing your Neighbor's Music

I don't want to hear it! I don't care if you have "good taste!" You're interrupting my nap.


Thursday, March 3, 2011

Opening a New CD Case

Yes, I am aware that CDs are a dying breed. Still, sometimes I will buy a CD just because I feel like it. Why do they have to be so hard to get open? My hands hurt.


Running Out of Toilet Paper

This one is a classic. Not much to say here.

Allowing Your Child to Scream/Cry in a Restaurant

If you let your child throw a tantrum in a restaurant, you are not only ruining it for every other guest around you, but also for the server. No one wants to sit next to you, so the sever doesn't get any people sitting in their section. Therefor, they make less money. Get a babysitter or take them outside.