Wednesday, March 30, 2011


Aside from the fact that 99% of the vegans I know do it solely for sake of hipness (like riding fixed gear bikes... that will be a future post) there are some vegans who are attempting to make some social statement about animal rights, economic impact, or general health reasons. The fact is, these vegans are so infatuated in their own bullshit that they fail to realize that the harvesting of crops leads to the deaths of THOUSANDS of land dwelling mammals. Studies have shown that areas that produce crops commercially have devastated the surrounding ecosystem.

So unless you ONLY eat foods that you grow yourself, shut up.

People who don't know the difference there, their and they're

Trucks Driving in the Fast Lane

Move over please.

Friday, March 4, 2011

Hearing your Neighbor's Music

I don't want to hear it! I don't care if you have "good taste!" You're interrupting my nap.


Thursday, March 3, 2011

Opening a New CD Case

Yes, I am aware that CDs are a dying breed. Still, sometimes I will buy a CD just because I feel like it. Why do they have to be so hard to get open? My hands hurt.


Running Out of Toilet Paper

This one is a classic. Not much to say here.

Allowing Your Child to Scream/Cry in a Restaurant

If you let your child throw a tantrum in a restaurant, you are not only ruining it for every other guest around you, but also for the server. No one wants to sit next to you, so the sever doesn't get any people sitting in their section. Therefor, they make less money. Get a babysitter or take them outside.


When People Cough/Sneeze and Don't Cover Their Mouth

I'm sure this has happened to you before. You're walking down the street, and the person ahead of you sneezes. They don't cover their mouth, and so you are forced to walk through their spritz of germs. Cover it up.


People Who Don't Pick Up Their Dog's Poop

If your dog takes a poop, and its not on your property, pick it up. If you don't someone might step in it with their brand-new white vans. Its the right thing to do.


Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Nasty Public Displays of Affection (PDA)

Kissing your loved one is cool, but please do it behind closed doors. No one should have to see you put your tongue in someone else's mouth. It makes me lose my lunch. If you wouldn't do it in front of your grandma, don't do it in public. Stop it.


Monday, February 28, 2011

Perfume/Cologne So Heavy You Can Taste It

You're eating at a restaurant when you smell it. The sent of over-used perfume interferes with the taste of your Club sandwich. If someone can smell you before they see you, your perfume is too heavy. Lighten it up.


People Who Take Up 2 Parking Spaces

Your car isn't nice enough to take up two spots. Please stop.


People Who Bring Babies/Children to PG-13 + Movies

Going to the movies is expensive. I just spent $254 for two tickets, a large greasy bag of popcorn, and 2 cokes. Its a 10:00pm showing. Why did you bring your 1 year-old child? Face it, when you have kids, you give up your life for a bit. Get a babysitter and leave them at home or don't go. Don't ruin it for the rest of us.


People Standing Too Close to You in Line

It often happens at the bank, movie theater, or grocery store. It could really happen anywhere. People standing too close to me in line is an ultimate peeve. Please, I don't want to smell your coffee-bagle-garlic-cream-cheese breath. Back off.